{"id":6878,"date":"2022-06-03T13:05:35","date_gmt":"2022-06-03T13:05:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mattshorroraddiction.com\/?p=6878"},"modified":"2022-06-03T13:05:35","modified_gmt":"2022-06-03T13:05:35","slug":"return-to-camp-blood-part-i","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/?p=6878","title":{"rendered":"Return to Camp Blood: Part I"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/MV5BNWMxYTYzYWQtNGZmNy00MTg5LTk1N2MtNzQ5NjQxYjQ5NTJhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6887\" width=\"408\" height=\"286\" srcset=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/MV5BNWMxYTYzYWQtNGZmNy00MTg5LTk1N2MtNzQ5NjQxYjQ5NTJhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_.jpg 910w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/MV5BNWMxYTYzYWQtNGZmNy00MTg5LTk1N2MtNzQ5NjQxYjQ5NTJhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_-300x211.jpg 300w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/MV5BNWMxYTYzYWQtNGZmNy00MTg5LTk1N2MtNzQ5NjQxYjQ5NTJhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_-768x539.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 408px) 100vw, 408px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><em>By Frank Pittarese <\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>More than <em>Halloween<\/em> and beyond <em>Elm Street<\/em>, the<em> Friday the 13th<\/em> franchise holds a very special place in my heart. I\u2019ve seen this series more than any other horror staple, bought every film in every home media format (and upgraded to the various special editions), and even made myself a bunch of Lego minifigures to memorialize Jason, his mom, and their various victims. It\u2019s safe to say that I\u2019m obsessed.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Along the way, as I watched these movies repeatedly, my fanboy mind began trying to make sense of it all, \u201cfixing\u201d sloppy bits of continuity in a series that never intended for such dots to connect. I created my own little mythology to make the franchise more cohesive.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This month, here on Matt\u2019s Horror Addiction, I\u2019ll be doing a <em>Friday the 13th<\/em> deep dive, reviewing each film \u2014 and getting into some of those continuity theories. You might not agree with all of them, but you might see a method in my madness.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This week, I&#8217;m checking out the first two in the series. Come with me now, to the sunny shores of Crystal Lake and the story of a boy\u2019s love for his dear mother\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/MV5BNWMxYTYzYWQtNGZmNy00MTg5LTk1N2MtNzQ5NjQxYjQ5NTJhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6888\" width=\"343\" height=\"124\" srcset=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/MV5BNWMxYTYzYWQtNGZmNy00MTg5LTk1N2MtNzQ5NjQxYjQ5NTJhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_-2.jpg 904w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/MV5BNWMxYTYzYWQtNGZmNy00MTg5LTk1N2MtNzQ5NjQxYjQ5NTJhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_-2-300x109.jpg 300w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/MV5BNWMxYTYzYWQtNGZmNy00MTg5LTk1N2MtNzQ5NjQxYjQ5NTJhXkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTQxNzMzNDI@._V1_-2-768x278.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 343px) 100vw, 343px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The One with the Mother<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The plot is simple (but let\u2019s face it, they all are). 22 years after a couple of unsolved, on-screen murders, Camp Crystal Lake is reopening for business. As a group of young, attractive counselors (including Kevin Bacon) fix the place up, a mysterious \u201csomeone\u201d watches, waits\u2026and kills them off in occasionally gruesome fashion. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After all but one counselor remains \u2014 the doe-eyed Alice Hardy \u2014 the killer is revealed to be (spoiler alert), Mrs. Pamela Voorhees, a character who literally shows up out of nowhere in the final act. Mrs. Voorhees, played to deranged perfection by the wonderfully hammy Betsy Palmer, reveals that in 1957 her son, Jason, drowned while his counselors were allegedly \u201cmaking love.\u201d So Pam has made it her job to keep Camp Crystal Lake closed and full of corpses, all to avenge her dead (well\u2026\u201cdead\u201d) kid.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/rs_1024x759-200508103026-1024-Friday_The_13th-gj-5-8-20-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6911\" width=\"333\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/rs_1024x759-200508103026-1024-Friday_The_13th-gj-5-8-20-1.jpeg 969w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/rs_1024x759-200508103026-1024-Friday_The_13th-gj-5-8-20-1-300x190.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/rs_1024x759-200508103026-1024-Friday_The_13th-gj-5-8-20-1-768x487.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>This results in a prolonged showdown between Alice and Mrs. Voorhees, in which Alice usually knocks the killer out and hides, only to be found again for another round. Alice, being a soft touch, doesn\u2019t really go for blood until Mrs. Voorhees engages her in a <em>Dynasty<\/em>-level catfight, which ends when Alice decapitates Pamela with a machete, ending her kill-spree once and for all.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alice takes a canoe out on Crystal Lake, and in one of the most iconic moments in the series\u2019 history, her moment of calm reflection, just as the cops show up to rescue her, is shattered when a hideously deformed, algae-covered Jason pops up from the water to drag her down into the lake. But, ha-ha\u2026it was only a dream, right? There was no boy, <em>was<\/em> there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Friday-13th-1980-1024x693.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6892\" width=\"339\" height=\"228\" srcset=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Friday-13th-1980-1024x693.webp 1024w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Friday-13th-1980-300x203.webp 300w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Friday-13th-1980-768x519.webp 768w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Friday-13th-1980-1536x1039.webp 1536w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Friday-13th-1980.webp 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 339px) 100vw, 339px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>That holds true until the first sequel, but for now\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This one isn\u2019t my favorite in the series, but it\u2019s up there and it has a lot going for it \u2014 like giving us a legitimately likable bunch of characters to care about. Poor Ned! Poor Brenda!! These young actors, on the whole, are likable and endearing, so we don\u2019t actually want to see them die. Later on, we\u2019ll relish every death in a parade of two-dimensional characters, but these kids are people we\u2019d want to hang out with, so we feel for them. Final Girl Alice, as played by Adrienne King, is a bit vacant at times, but that makes it all the easier to worry about her. She\u2019s completely guileless and helpless as these events unfold, and we want to see her triumph. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tom Savini\u2019s gore effects are awesome \u2014 for the kills that we <em>see<\/em>. A surprising amount of restraint is held in this first entry, with several characters dying off-camera; we see their bodies later, but their gory ends are withheld. Still, what\u2019s there is remarkable to see, with Marcie\u2019s death-by-hatchet a shocking visual standout.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Friday-the-13th-1980-Marcie-Jeannine-Taylor-axe-in-face-750x422-1.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6894\" width=\"336\" height=\"188\" srcset=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Friday-the-13th-1980-Marcie-Jeannine-Taylor-axe-in-face-750x422-1.jpeg 750w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Friday-the-13th-1980-Marcie-Jeannine-Taylor-axe-in-face-750x422-1-300x169.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 336px) 100vw, 336px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Still, it\u2019s not exactly a fair play mystery, if a mystery was even intended. There are a couple of small visual cues to imply that Bill is \u201coff,\u201d and he\u2019s certainly handy with a machete, but they don\u2019t really lean into that (and someone is clearly watching him chat with Alice early on, via first-person footage, which quickly absolves him of any wrongdoing). So Mrs. Voorhees just plain drives up with a smile and an introduction, eager to engage in some on-screen mayhem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It would\u2019ve been a fun bit of business to have included her in the background of the early dinette scene \u2014 when counselor Annie seeks a ride to camp \u2014 just as a silent extra. That little detail would, with future viewings, be a nice little seed, but it\u2019s the most minor of gripes.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>With the creative team not actually planning a franchise here, Mrs. Voorhees obviously doesn\u2019t know that Jason is truly alive; he seems to exist only in her head, she speaks in his child-like voice. But on a mythological scale, why, if Jason didn\u2019t drown in 1957, did he remain in hiding? Is it possible that Pam wasn\u2019t the best mom in the world? Was she <em>always<\/em> a little crazy? Did Jason fear her more than love her? Or was the little mutant boy afraid of returning to the world after being left for dead? Thanks to the sequels, we know that Jason is out there, alive, possibly watching as this movie unfolds. He sees his mother kill and he likely sees <em>her<\/em> being killed.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A fun notion (for me): What if the early POV shots in this movie <em>aren\u2019t<\/em> from Mrs. Voorhees perspective (like the aforementioned lakeside chat between Alice and Bill)? What if <em>Jason <\/em>is watching the counselors?&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/PS-1980-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6896\" width=\"335\" height=\"205\" srcset=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/PS-1980-1.png 635w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/PS-1980-1-300x183.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 335px) 100vw, 335px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Last up, let\u2019s talk about the awesome and iconic canoe scene at the end of the film. That is <em>not<\/em> reality. Some folks think that\u2019s actually Jason jumping out of the water, but it has to be a dream or a vision. Jason would be 38 years old at this point, but Alice sees a child. In fact, she sees a <em>deformed<\/em> child. Mrs. Voorhees never said anything about Jason\u2019s appearance. So how would Alice know what Jason looks like? Are supernatural forces already in play at Crystal Lake? I\u2019ll circle back to this idea in a sequel or two!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Favorite scene: Alice frantically barricading a door that opens outward. Delightful! It gets me every time!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/61KCThJKXML._RI_-1024x376.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6898\" width=\"334\" height=\"122\" srcset=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/61KCThJKXML._RI_-1024x376.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/61KCThJKXML._RI_-300x110.jpg 300w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/61KCThJKXML._RI_-768x282.jpg 768w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/61KCThJKXML._RI_.jpg 1171w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 334px) 100vw, 334px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>The One with the Sack-Head<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The second in the series is one of the best \u2014 and there\u2019s lots of nerdy bits to unpack here, so let\u2019s get to it. Heads up for 40-year-old spoilers!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In a prologue that takes place two months after the first movie, sole survivor Alice Hardy is putting her life together in the wake of beheading a crazy lady. But Jason Voorhees doesn\u2019t care about Alice\u2019s problems. She killed his momma, and thus, Alice is quickly dispatched.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/1000690037.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6900\" width=\"329\" height=\"234\" srcset=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/1000690037.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/1000690037-300x214.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/1000690037-768x549.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 329px) 100vw, 329px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>Five years later, Packanack Lodge \u2014 located on the lovely shores of Crystal Lake \u2014 is prepping for camping season. A group of counselors, including soon-to-be Final Girl Ginny Field (the fantastic Amy Steel), gather for their training session\u2026but they\u2019re in Jason\u2019s territory, and he\u2019s still not over his personal trauma. He picks off the youthful gang one (or two) at a time, until only scrappy Ginny is left, for a chase scene that\u2019s a thrilling step up from the previous film\u2019s showdown between Alice and Mrs. Voorhees. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ginny and Jason face off in one of the series\u2019 best moments, where she \u2014 wearing the moldy sweater of the late Mrs. Voorhees \u2014 impersonates the dead woman in an effort to trick (and kill) Jason once and for all. Does it work? Well, there are a lotta movies after this one, so no, it doesn\u2019t work by any means.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In a callback to the end of the first film, the final moments showcase a maybe\/maybe-not-a-dream-sequence, in which Jason\u2019s deformed mug is revealed as he smashes through a window in an attempt to snatch Ginny as \u201cFinal Boy\u201d Paul looks on. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/friday-the-13th-part-2-1-1024x553.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6902\" width=\"334\" height=\"180\" srcset=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/friday-the-13th-part-2-1-1024x553.png 1024w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/friday-the-13th-part-2-1-300x162.png 300w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/friday-the-13th-part-2-1-768x415.png 768w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/friday-the-13th-part-2-1.png 1482w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 334px) 100vw, 334px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>This is a rare instance where a sequel exceeds the quality of the original. Apart from a somewhat lengthy opening flashback, full of clips from the first film\u2019s final scenes, the pace is steady. The kids are a likable bunch, again played by actors with enough personality to make their characters feel like more than two-dimensional victims (well, <em>mostly<\/em> \u2014 sorry, Sandra!). Comic relief character Ted (Stu Charno), despite being a reboot of Ned from the first movie, is an endearing, surviving standout, and it\u2019s a shame he didn\u2019t come back for <em>Part 3<\/em>. Most of the kills are generic stabbings or slashings, but a couple \u2014 the double impalement of Jeff and Sandra (sorry again, Sandra!) and the brutal machete-kill of wheelchair-bound Mark \u2014 are especially memorable. &nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Horror-History-FRIDAY-THE-13TH-PART-2-Dread-Central-HD.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6904\" width=\"332\" height=\"212\" srcset=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Horror-History-FRIDAY-THE-13TH-PART-2-Dread-Central-HD.jpeg 854w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Horror-History-FRIDAY-THE-13TH-PART-2-Dread-Central-HD-300x192.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/Horror-History-FRIDAY-THE-13TH-PART-2-Dread-Central-HD-768x492.jpeg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 332px) 100vw, 332px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>That said, even with this second entry, questions are raised\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In the opening prologue, Jason has tracked Alice down to an apartment. But <em>where<\/em> is this apartment? Well, it\u2019s definitely not California, where Alice apparently lives. My guess is that she\u2019s renting a place in the Crystal Lake-adjacent town seen at the start of the first movie. It\u2019s walking distance from \u201cCamp Blood,\u201d and close enough that Jason can drag Alice\u2019s body back unnoticed (look for her dried-out corpse in the climactic shack scene.) Why return to Crystal Lake? In a tense phone call, Alice tells her mom, \u201cI just have to put my life back together and this is the only way I know how.\u201d Alice\u2019s quest for mental health was her undoing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The five-year time-jump means Jason is now 43 years old. I\u2019m on board with Ginny\u2019s theory that he didn\u2019t actually drown, but grew up wild in the woods. It\u2019s a solid, clean theory. The Jason seen in this movie is very much human. He groans and he grunts, and he\u2019s terrified of the chainsaw Ginny points toward him. But his story \u2014 his history \u2014&nbsp; has officially become a campfire legend. He might be \u201ca child in a man\u2019s body,\u201d but at Crystal Lake, Jason is already larger than life.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The ending of this one is notoriously problematic. Ginny and Paul leave Jason for dead in his shack with a machete embedded in his shoulder. That machete is still stuck in him when he jumps through the window to grab Ginny. But at the start of <em>Part 3<\/em>, we see Jason <em>holding<\/em> that machete as he crawls away, still in the shack. It doesn\u2019t track. And Muffin (Terry\u2019s dog) is positively dead &#8211; we see the mangled body &#8211; so the pup\u2019s \u201creturn\u201d at the end of this film can\u2019t be anything more than a fantasy.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Ginny-Rake.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6914\" width=\"334\" height=\"187\" srcset=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Ginny-Rake.png 853w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Ginny-Rake-300x169.png 300w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/06\/Ginny-Rake-768x432.png 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 334px) 100vw, 334px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>I assume Ginny\u2019s memory of those moments is chaotic mush, a confused recollection of actual events \u2014 and <em>that\u2019s<\/em> what we see on screen. For me, Jason did indeed crash through the window, machete in hand (not in his body). The last time we see Ginny, she\u2019s being packed into an ambulance. \u201cWhere\u2019s Paul?\u201d she asks. Where indeed? Her memories and thoughts are jumbled, as illustrated by that impossible window-smash, jump-scare scene.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>The newscaster at the start of <em>Part 3<\/em> says \u201cEight corpses have been discovered.\u201d That <em>almost<\/em> makes sense: six counselors, Crazy Ralph, and the cop. (Never mind that Alice\u2019s body in the shack should bring the total to nine.) Regardless, that\u2019s enough to convince me that Paul is fine; carted off in another ambulance and living a happy life with Ginny to this day (even though he\u2019s sort of a jerk).<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\"><figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/part2-window-crash.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6908\" width=\"348\" height=\"191\" srcset=\"https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/part2-window-crash.jpeg 600w, https:\/\/matt.doppiavvu.it\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/05\/part2-window-crash-300x165.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 348px) 100vw, 348px\" \/><\/figure><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p>And for the record, Jason\u2019s hockey mask is iconic, but Sack-Head Jason is the scariest Jason. Full stop.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Favorite moment: \u201c<em>Paul, there\u2019s someone in this fucking room!!<\/em>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><em>Return to Camp Blood will return&#8230;<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Frank Pittarese More than Halloween and beyond Elm Street, the Friday the 13th franchise holds a very special place in my heart. 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